While on our latest trip (Italy), Jen received an unusual text that sent us down a panicked rabbit hole trying to determine if our house at the least was broken into; at worst, hosting squatters while we vacationed.
Thanks for letting us use the pool. Who's white Cadillac SUV is in your driveway?
We don't own a white Cadillac SUV. No one we know owns a white Cadillac SUV.
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